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Rhetorical Wisdom
Rhetorical Wisdom
What if life is a joke and we don't get it?
Why is nothing as easy as it looks?
Why is it that the most important things in life aren't things?
Why does something always happen ?
Why is 'if' the middle word in life?
Why is what you don't do is always more important than what you do do?
Why is nothing as good as it was before?
Why is it that almost anything is easier to get into than out of?
Why is Living the Good Life and Living a Good Life not the same thing?
Do you have 'a life' if you like what you're doing? Or does everyone else have to like what you're doing too?
Why is it that luck usually seems to favor the people who don't need it?
Isn't depression is merely anger without enthusiasm?
The early bird gets the worm, but doesn't the second mouse gets the cheese?
Remember, if you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
The fool doth think himself wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
Its better to keep one's mouth shut and appear stupid than open in and remove all doubts.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The mark of an educated mind is to be able to entertain a thought without having to accept it.
Honesty is often the best policy, but insanity is usually a better defense.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
If you can't be kind, at least be vague.
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
Think negative, and you've already failed.
Success in life is a long, hard climb.
Life without a mission is a tremendous ommission.
Blowing out another's candle will not make yours shine brighter.
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
It is true that the heart seldom feels what the mouth expresses.
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost.
Opinions that are well rooted should grow and change like a healthy tree.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
If everyone is a unique individual isn't it not unique to be an individual?
Why do people long for eternal life when they don't even know what to do on a rainy Sunday afternoon?
If something was worth doing wouldn't it have been done already?
Isn't the hardest thing in life knowing which bridges to cross and which to burn?
Aren't the only losers in life, the ones who never tried in the beginning?
Is it possible that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others?
Don't you think that life is like a roll of toilet paper? After all, the closer it gets to the end, the more you appreciate it.
If quitters never win and winners never quit, who is the fool that said 'quit while you are ahead'?
Why is it that whenever you let the cat out of the bag you usually wind up in the dog house?
If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect why practice?
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
Why can't we put all our eggs into one basket? Isn't this just being more efficient?
If too many cooks spoil the soup then why are two heads better than one?
If the pen is mightier than the sword then how can actions speak louder than words?
If two wrongs don't make a right why is it that two negatives make a positive?
Have you ever stopped to think and forget to start again?
If you think your indecisive how can you be sure?
Is a conclusion simply the place where you got tired of thinking?
Why do people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices?
What would happen if you had two half baked ideas at the same time?
If great minds really think alike then what makes them so great?
Would you have to think twice before giving something a second thought?
Why is it that when you are trying to think of something you can't but when you don't want to think of something you can't get it out of your mind?
Why is it that the harder you try to think the more difficult it is?
Before Columbus' discovery, wasn't it common sense that led people to believe the world was flat?
And didn't they believe this, despite the Bible in Isaiah 40-22 stating that the Earth is a sphere?
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