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Top Ten Signs You Chose A Bad Plastic Surgeon
Top Ten Signs You Chose A Bad Plastic Surgeon
10. You ask about his credentials, he shows you his fishing license
9. For an extra $89.95, he'll paint your car
8. He is a graduate of Johns Goodman University
7. You can now hear through your nose
6. Some doctors leave their watch inside a patient, he once left a clock/radio
5. You're mistaken for Kim Jong-Il more than you used to
4. Your appointment is busted up by a "Dateline" news crew
3. During your exam, he gets naked and draws dotted lines all over himself
2. Twice a month, flies to Mexico for "parts"
1. Sitting in the waiting room: Kenny Rogers
Submitted by Passadena Phil
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