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You Know You're Stressd When.....
YOU KNOW YOU'RE STRESSED WHEN...
Stress is an evil thing. So here's a few tell-tale symptoms that you might recognise...
· You can achieve a "Runner's High" by standing up.
· You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before...
· You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
· You wonder if you really need to brew the coffee, or if you can just eat it.
· You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
· Things becomes "Very Clear."
· You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before...
· Your heart beat sounds like a 'catchy tune'.
· You and Reality file for divorce.
· You can skip without a rope.
· It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
· You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
· You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before...
· Caffeine/ Indigestion tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
· You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.
· You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before...
· Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head went quiet, it was like losing your best friend.
· You listen to your relaxation tapes on high speed.
· On the way into work, you call your answering machine to leave reminders to yourself.
· You tap your foot impatiently at the amount of time your microwave popcorn takes.
· You take stop signs and red lights personally.
· Your In-Box now has its own office.
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