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Vol 849 - Nov. 08, 2009 - Strange Questions That Will Always Remain Unanswered
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- INTRODUCING THE NEWEST 'STRANGE' FAMILY MEMBER! www.StrangeOldePictures.com ! OVER 10,000 GREAT OLDE PICTURES AND IMAGES DATING BACK TO THE FIRST PICTURES EVER TAKEN - HISTORY - WILD WEST - WORLD WARS OLDE SPORTS - HEROES & VILLAINS - AUTOS & SHIPS - RAILROADS - A-BOMBS WEAPONS - OLDE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT - OLDE ADVERTISING - OLDE MOVIE STARS SILENT PICTURES - STARLETS - CIRCUS ACTS - VAUDEVILLE - TRAVEL ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange 'Questions': Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed? --Victoria Wood After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --Steven Wright What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass? What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil? Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims? What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved? Whatever happened to preparations A through G? Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons? Where does the fire go when the fire goes out? How do I set my laser printer on stun? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Questions That Will Always Remain Unanswered. 1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping? 2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 4. Is there another word for synonym? 5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?" 6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? 7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? 10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? 12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 14. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? 16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? 17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? 19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? 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