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Vol 678 - March 19, 2008 - The Easter Bunny Taught Me All I Need to Know...
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- HOTEL ROOMS BOOKED AND THE LOWEST RATE! - GUARANTEED! Over 1 Million Rooms & Suites Booked - Amazing Savings http://www.reservetravel.com/v5/redir.aspx?&type=search&siteid=9055 ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Easter Quotes: Easter tells us that life is to be interpreted not simply in terms of things but in terms of ideals. - Charles M. Crowe You'll wake up on Easter morning, And you'll know that he was there, When you find those choc'late bunnies, That he's hiding ev'rywhere. - Gene Audry Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M. Crowe Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W. Hall Easter so longed for is gone in a day.- James Howell Earth's saddest day and gladdest day were just three days apart! - Susan Coolridge The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - Easter Bunny Taught Me ALL I Need to Know! ALL I NEED TO LEARN ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY! Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Walk softly and carry a big carrot. Everyone needs a friend who is all ears. There's no such thing as too much candy. All work and no play can make you a basket case. A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention. Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day. Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits. Some body parts should be floppy. Keep you paws off other people's jellybeans. Good things come in small-sugarcoated packages. The grass is greener in someone else's basket. An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare. To show your true colors you have to come out of the shell. The best things in life are still sweet and gooey. ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== AMAZING LIGHTNING STIRKE - THAT WAS CLOSE! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/135926.html WWII - STRANGE SCOOTER "CANNON" GUN - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/136039.html THE WORST TOYS EVER! - DOLL WITH STRAP ON LEGS - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/136110.html STRANGE JAPANESE WEDDING - IN A HUGE FISH TANK! 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